30 September 2006

separated at birth?

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"unless we all conform, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free." - maj. ...
27 September 2006

vicodin is her friend

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That's a javelin in her foot.
09 September 2006

bowling for dollars

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took the girls bowling last night. started at 8, finished at 10:30. thought for certain annie would be tuckered out by then, but noooooo--by...
30 August 2006

how do you know when you're flying over africa?

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thanks to momski for sharing this
25 August 2006

stumbled across a cool naming scheme on an old coworker's blog today

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click here: name hyphenation scheme
24 August 2006

i see your true colors shining through
i see your true colors and that's why i. . .
. . .oh, never mind, part deux*

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on monday, george bush made his recitation of all the reasons why he went to war against saddam hussein in iraq, concluding that "the t...
22 August 2006

they go away for two weeks and then they don't even recognize you standing in the airport.

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the girls went off to hawaii two weeks ago, and came back today. i was supposed to meet them in the baggage claim area, i will admit, but i ...
20 August 2006

my wife and kids went to hawaii
and all i got were the lousy chores
around the house while they were gone

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two weeks ago monday my wife and girls jetted off to the island of hawaii. my mom (bless her) has been checking in on me from time to time t...
18 August 2006

happy birthday, dear friend

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diane sunde graham 18 august 1964 - 1 march 2005 there's a hole in our hearts where you once were we miss you dearly and celebrate you f...
17 August 2006

methinks i have a plank in me eye

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a woman i know. . .let's call her mom . . .went to the doctor recently to have her eyes examined because of some irritation or another. ...
13 August 2006

what are you up to lately?

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life has changed. my stupid for not updating boredstiffgeeks about the goings-on in my life, but now that i have a spare moment, i thought...

a dangerous situation

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in front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. behind you is a helicopter flying at groun...
17 July 2006

close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades. . .

and air shows

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glad i don't live in hillsboro. . .
08 July 2006

one-hundred-ten percent? bull***t, i say

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this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. it goes like this: what makes 100%? what does it mean to give more than 100%? ever wonder about t...
29 June 2006

i don't know how bob dole's luggage
wound up in my trunk

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"i was stressed out, so i went to see the doctor and I told him i was worried about the upcoming election. . ." rush limbaugh

yes, i'm a liberal
and I listen to rush limbaugh

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15 June 2006

things to do in wal-mart if your wife is shopping
and you're bored

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take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to...
28 May 2006

finders, keepers

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it's amazing the stuff you find lying around the street these days.
24 May 2006

call the fashion police

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what is it with the kids and their fashions these days? case in point: the pants they wear, you've seen 'em, black with the tassels ...

extreme football

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word on the street is that when paul tagliabue retires in january as commissioner of the nfl, he will be replaced by none other than jeb bus...