27 September 2009

in the words of the great philosopher,
baz luhrmann,
everybody should wear sunscreen

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2 words. skin cancer. mildest kind--of the basal-cell carcinoma variety. had it removed from my nose, and am having my nose reconstructed we...
26 August 2009

cool word of the day

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synecdoche

there are some awfully
big shoes to fill. .

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edward moore kennedy 22 feb 1932 - 25 aug 2009
05 August 2009

if only my cats were this smart. . .

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London, July 30 (ANI): Casper, a 12-year-old pet cat, has caught the same bus regularly for four years. The feline boards the No3 service at...
29 July 2009

i got lost somewhere between
translation and oblivion

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"three types of ball are offered. they are one. two. three." -- instructions for chinese baoding exercise balls.

another balmy day in paradise

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26 June 2009

no tribute to the gloved one would be complete. . .

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without steve martin's sendup of billie jean . click the picture to watch
24 June 2009

you might be a redneck cop. . .

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A young couple, Joshua Kelly and Llara Brook, of Chantilly, Virginia, found themselves lost while driving in Baltimore, Maryland. They were...
19 June 2009

you might be a redneck. . .

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. . .if your idea of a day at the spa. . . . . .is sitting in a kiddie pool in the bed of your F-250.
15 June 2009

to sum up. . .
or,
how to freak out your cats

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step one. sell your house. step two. move to an apartment. step three. refer back to here . and then here . step four. buy an...
12 June 2009

that was then, this is. . .

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that was then. today you are 14-going-on-15, or if you had your way. . . 14-going-on-driver's-license. ack. today you finish middle sch...
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25 May 2009

ten hut!

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to those who served, i salute you and in your honor i will hoist a pint.
20 May 2009

my goodness, how you've grown.

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03 May 2009

tips for assembling the drawers in the bed for your 8-year-old

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step one: decide which drawer goes where--especially if it's one of those pedestal beds with the drawers under the sleeping surface. ...
02 May 2009

cats. they think they own the place, part trois

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(in case you forgot or missed the entire melodramatic saga, start   here , then follow the links at the end of each installment. if you are ...
29 April 2009

so surreal, part deux

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my youngest plays softball now, and has practices on mondays and wednesdays. sometimes, when i get home from work, my wife and kids are stil...
28 April 2009

i want no part of this

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Max Headroom - Car Parts by blonde180246

how am i going to get to sli-leep?

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23 April 2009

how surreal is this?
or
i am suddenly homeless!

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august 1998. first house. april 2009. sold. weird. feeling ambivalent. not sad. just a change. haven't found a new place yet. make a tem...
13 April 2009

i am a scratch golfer

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this means i scratch my head a lot when i golf.