31 March 2010

if it looks like a duck,
walks like a duck,
and is called a duck. . .

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stupid tourist du jour overheard by a friend of my daughter while vacationing in hawaii: "go throw your trash in the mahalo ." ...
30 March 2010

too much time on his hands?
too much money to burn?

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'nuf said.

beam me up, scotty

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my youngest and i went to visit the oregon museum of science and industry  on the weekend, and the treat of the trip was a visit to the visi...
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29 March 2010

sign me up. now. please.

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26 March 2010

you're skating on thin ice, mister.

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yes, that's a zamboni  which fell through the ice. KEYSTONE RESORT — A Zamboni took a dip Tuesday night in Keystone Lake, North Ameri...
22 March 2010

would you be a little, um, more specific?

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Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels... MARCH 20, 2010 | ISSUE 46•11 The way things have been lately…with all that she has going on… Slota ca...

an invisible car came out of nowhere,
struck me, and vanished!,
part deux

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NY police cite driver error in Toyota Prius case DETROIT--Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:40pm EDT (Reuters) - Police in New York on Monday said i...

rats

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we have nothing to fear but fear itself

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OP-ED COLUMNIST Fear Strikes Out By PAUL KRUGMAN Published: March 22, 2010 In the debate leading up to the victory for health care reform, ...
20 March 2010

where's jimmy cagney
when you need him. . .

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you dirty rat. well, not so dirty after all. anna, my youngest, has the privilege of taking care of her class' pet rats for spring...
19 March 2010

ach du lieber!

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children's nursery rymes are so damned depressing! ------------------------------------------------ Ach, du lieber Augustin, Augustin, A...
18 March 2010

this is what happens when two italian guys
named jacuzzi and zamboni
get together

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london, ontario
17 March 2010

pour me a pint o' your best, part deux

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when the irish ran new york

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From  The City Journal , Spring 1993 by Daniel Patrick Moynihan Introduction "When the Irish Ran New York" was written just...

beannachtaí na féile pádraig oraibh!

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pronunciation guide: BAN•nock •tee nah AY •luh PAW •rig OH-riv --------------------------------------------------------------------------...
16 March 2010

hey mister, can you spare a penny?

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Where a Meal Can Cost a Fortune, 99¢ Pizza Catches On By MANNY FERNANDEZ The signs at the corner of Ninth Avenue and West 41st Street ha...

an invisible car came out of nowhere,
struck me,
and vanished!

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this story happened a while ago in dublin , and even though it sounds like an alfred hitchcock tale, it's true. ----------------- ...
14 March 2010

3.14 out of 4 people love to eat pi.

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happy pi day. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
12 March 2010

peeve of the week

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organically grown oh, come on. don't you realize that if it comes from a plant or animal (which contains carbon -- remember your high...

as if your firstborn wasn't enough. . .

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LOAN UNDERWRITING GUIDELINE CHANGES EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY All borrowers' birth certificates will be required with pictures taken in h...