01 October 2005

are you a democrat or a republican

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat's Answer

Republican's Answer

Southern Republican's Answer

2 comments:

SX said...

With regard to your Democrat's answer, I really believe and hope that not all Democrats are that mentally numb, i.e. stupid! The problem with going through all the mental processing - you described - is that YOU and YOUR FAMILY may be dead before you got very far asking and answering all thosew questions.

Really, you geekazoid, there is another set of options you fail to raise, which lies somewhere between your lame, simplistic Dem and Rep answers.

Anonymous said...

SX took this entirely too seriously. Of course the Democrat would be dead, but that's why it's called PARODY, you oversensitive ninny!

Lighten up, SX.