Fall Classes
for Women
at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Tuesday Nov 30, 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASSES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer:
How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy,
Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Roundtable Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart
Without Stopping?
Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between
a Purse and a Suitcase--
with Pictures and Explanations.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons:
Can They Levitate and
Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM
Class 6
Learning to Ask Questions
During Commercials and to
Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Is it Possible to Take a Bath
Without 14 Different Kinds
of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch:
They Make Medicine for PMS.
Learn to USE IT!
Three nights--Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and
He Was Right!
Real-Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park
In Less Than 20 Minutes
Without Filing an Insurance Claim.
Hands-On Lab.
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live:
Apply The Brakes Without
Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop By Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday 7:00 to 9:00 PM.
Upon completion of ANY
of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.
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