26 April 2010

lost in translation. . .
somewhere between incommunicado
and oblivion

a guide to answering machine messages, part 1.

recorded outgoing message: "if you are a solicitor, please hang up. if not, please press 1 and leave a message."

translation: "we are screening the call. if you are selling something, we are just too wimpy to pick up the phone and say no to you."

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